So after thousands of years…god relente…

So after thousands of years…god relented…feeling terrible for his harsh and absolute commandment…but he could not change it…due to reasons…without there first being enacted…the never here-to before known escape clause…of the human sacrifice of a perfect human being provision…so…

For god so loved the world…that he sent his only son…so that whosoever believes in him…should not be famished…but have everlasting bacon…!

BC (before crackling)…go to hell for eating pork*…

AD (acceptable delicacy)…eat pork without disastrous eternal consequences…!

* stupid religious apologists claim that god/bible writers were simply protecting his people from the disastrous health consequences of eating pork…but then realized that the rest of the world did not suffer any disastrous health consequences from eating pork…so just quietly swept the unnecessary prohibition under the proverbial carpet…

Meanwhile…rape and sex-slaves were an important incentive…to get young men to enlist for battle…because the pillage and plunder of surrounding nations was all part of god’s perfect plan…for enriching his chosen people…apparently…